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2024 Green Party presidential candidate calls for forced injections, military lockdowns in 2025

An animatronic Star Wars-looking bitch with purple braids is nominally running for the highest office in the land.

One of her main platform planks — along with using the state to forcibly return all United States land to Indians and slavery reparations to the tune of $4,000/month to every black funded by taxing weed profits — is the institution of 2025 COVID lockdowns, to be enforced by the National Guard and requiring the relocation of prison inmates out of the “carceral system” and into “secure housing” — a confusing proposition on many fronts.

Via Jasmine D. Sherman For President:

“In response to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and in conjunction with our existing COVID-19 policy, we propose a comprehensive approach that includes a six-week transitional lockdown starting on the 92nd day of Jasmine Sherman's presidency. This integrated policy combines measures such as mandatory masking, mandatory vaccinations, exemptions for religious and health reasons, housing initiatives for the houseless population, and transitioning individuals impacted by the carceral system to secure housing. During the lockdown, citizens will receive support through social programs, including food, supplies, and bill payments, facilitated by a delivery system akin to Instacart and aided by the National Guard.”

A modest counter-proposal: how about, instead of all of that nonsense, this retarded walrus gets mandatory salad-feedings and forced treadmill marches Trail of Tears-style until her BMI is south of 35, then we can consider countenancing her Public Health™ prescriptions.

Study: COVID shots increased infant seizure rates

I’m always amazed when studies like this are permitted to be published by the likes of the FDA.

It could mean, of course, that there are still some good people with institutional power.

Or, more likely, this is a CYA operation by corrupt, demonic bureaucrats who know the truth is coming out one way or another. If they can be seen to demonstrate a modicum of integrity — even a day late and dollar short — perhaps they’ll save themselves from the rope.

I vote “hard pass” on any kind of “pandemic amnesty,” but perhaps I’m in the extreme minority. As long as I’m breathing, my mission is to see these people pay for their crimes against humanity.

Via U.S. FDA:

“In this self-controlled case series that included participants aged 2-5 years from three commercial insurance databases, the incidence rate ratio of febrile seizures was significantly elevated in the 0-1 days following mRNA-1273 administration. Absolute risk was small…
The incidence of febrile seizures was elevated immediately following vaccination with the monovalent mRNA-1273 COVID-19 vaccine in children aged 2-5 years. Based on the current body of evidence, the safety profile of monovalent mRNA vaccines remains favorable for use in young children.”

Amazing! Even after acknowledging it induces seizures in babies, even giving the non-existent risk that COVID poses to babies, which has been known for years now, the much-vaunted FDA goes on to recommend them still!

          Related: Children’s Risk of COVID Death 2 in 1,000,000

‘Voluntary’ nasal swabbing hits American airports

First it’s “voluntary,” then it’s “recommended,” then it’s mandatory if you want to eat re-enter your own country (with a free two-week vacation at a quarantine concentration camp if you test positive).

You know the thing.

Via U.S. News:

“The nation's top public health agency is expanding a program that tests international travelers for COVID-19 and other infectious diseases.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention program asks arriving international passengers to volunteer to have their noses swabbed and answer questions about their travel. The program operates at six airports and on Tuesday, the CDC said it was adding two more — Chicago’s O’Hare and Miami.”

Here’s what “voluntary” means in this context in practice: you step off of the airplane and are greeted by a nerdy CDC wench with a team of TSA goons behind her, latex gloves all oiled by for an anal probe if you refuse her polite request.

Should you say “no,” after your anal inspection, you’ll be placed on a government domestic terror watchlist so as to never be allowed to fly unmolested again, as The Science™ requires.

Dr. Peter McCollough, hardcore COVID truth hero, fires shots at vaxx-happy Trump over nonstop bragging about Operation Warp Speed

Dr. Peter McCollough on Trump’s shameless self-promotion regarding COVID shots, transcribed via Vigilant News:

“It [vaccine deaths] are grossly underreported, probably thirty to one. That means the total number of Americans who likely have passed away of the vaccine is about 550,000…

Our two major presidential candidates are the same on this issue. They are completely, willfully blind to what’s happened to Americans. They’re focused on other issues outside of the health, the welfare, and actually the survival of their own people. The same is true worldwide.”

Will he heed the warning and save himself from alienating his base on the one issue they’ve demonstrated a willingness to boo him over — an act otherwise unheard-of at Trump rallies?

Let’s not count on it; the ego, simultaneously his greatest strength and greatest weakness, will not permit credit for any accomplishment to go unclaimed, even for genocide.

          Related: Trump Brags AGAIN About Operation Warp Speed, Shills Vaxxes

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